Miley Cyrus hawks all kinds of junk for Disney, but could her most lucrative pitch be for ... condoms?

LifeStyles Condoms has offered MiCy a mil to be a prophylactic pusher -- so disturbing, as she's 15 -- even though Miley has said she's not going there until she's married. (Of course that's what Britney said too.) LifeStyles is even invoking the memory of Jamie Lynn Spears to set an example for Miley.

No word on the Mouse House's reaction.
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Her brother might be doing the tell-all, but Madonna will be getting her own back, kind of. The New York Post reports that the Kabbalamama will be coming out with "Madonna: Confessions" in October, a photo book, with the help of Guy Oseary. ... Miami Heat (Hot?) Dwayne Wade and actress Gabrielle Union were very conspicuously dancing close close close at Club Jet in Vegas over the weekend. ... Our spies spotted Jermaine Dupri and Nas quaffing like crazy last night at Butter in NYC -- Evian water, that is.