reasons why it's great to be single

1.We don't have to fight for remote control ownership.

2.We don't have to wash their smelly socks and skiddy underwear.

3.There are no pairs of shoes left in the middle of the floor to trip over at six in the morning.

4.We can lie in the bath for as long as we want.

5.We don't put a wash on and then find ten articles of clothing belonging to him lying in heap in the corner of the bedroom.

6.We don't have to buy and write our own Valentines/birthday/Mother's day cards.

7.We don't have anyone saying 'you're not going to wear that, are you?'

8.We don't have to suffer their cooked meals and then spend an hour trying to get the burnt, congealed mess of the bottom of our saucepans.

9.I love not being accountable to anyone - if I want to do something, I just do it!
I control my finances and if I screw up, it's my fault, not because my man has spent money

10.I enjoy sleeping in my double bed and having it all to myself.

11.I can be moody without anyone trying to find out if something's wrong! If I don't want to talk - I just won't!

12.I have FREEDOM to choose.

13.I love it now my pillows are a dribble free zone.

14.I love waking up and not hearing the sound of snoring.

15,I love going out and not having to say where I've been or what I've been doing and what time I should be back.

16.I love going shopping and not having to hide what I've bought in the wardrobe and pretend I've had it ages.

17.I love being able to have control over what I spend and where I spend it.

18.I also find it kind of scary to go out now that all the restrictions have been lifted...its like being a teenager again. Weird. I feel like I have been let out of prison.

19.You can tell him what you really think instead of keeping the peace.

20.You can eat what YOU want.

21.You can join a gym because you want to.

22.I can have my friends over and behave outrageously WHENEVER I want

23.I can open the curtains when I get dressed instead of fumbling about in the dark trying to keep quiet.

24.I don't have to worry about what sort of food to buy

25.I'm not made to feel like an idiot for sitting on the Internet - I can surf to my hearts content.

26.I can spend all night on the phone without having to justify it.

27.I go to bed when I please,. I can surf d internet and have the radio on.

28.There's no one to criticise.

29.There's plenty of space in the wardrobe.

30.I can make a mess,and tidy it up wen i feel like it.

31.I no longer have to excuse his behaviour - OR MINE!!!

32.You can do a smelly fart without being told it's 'unladylike'.

33.You are entitled to an opinion!

34.You don't have to take being called a 'man hater' just because you disagree with what he says (let's face it, they're usually always wrong anyway).